fergie's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- celebration If fergie became a supermodel Steroid enhanced and fatty looking International Male type models are replaced on several large advertising campaigns to reflect the new desired body type; one that is defined as "lean" "athletic" and "natural" by members of the fashion press. Men no longer desire the near impossible 6-pack but instead the completely unattainable ribcage baring midriff. Fitness magazines target a diet consisting of less of everything, while promoting the idea of skipping several days of the week at the gym and doing something productive with newfound free time. Women find the appeal of an openly gay model to be fascinating and sexy, and encourage their boyfriends to become more open with their sexuality. Men, realizing the greater potential for seeing two women in bed at the same time, embrace the idea of swinging with their friends to "experiment" while now regularly performing sexual favors on their male friends during the commercial breaks for Monday night football. What could be better than having a beer while watching television and getting a blowjob? Societal outlook changes and discrimination is finally put to rest. After being released from an exclusive runway contract with Gucci, Tom Ford proposes and the two have small, private ceremony at Elton John�s castle in London followed by a reception at Madonna�s estate. While taking relatively short time off and making several public appearances, fergie releases a new fashion line which features long fur coats and swimsuits for winter. Several wannabes freeze to death that season. Unscathed by the controversy of frozen fashion victims, fergie wins model of the universe for the third year in a row and is featured in every campaign from eyewear to soft drinks to charity sponsored awareness ads. Suddenly and shockingly ford and fergie drop out of public eye after moving to their own private island, taking a hand full of friends and paid assistants. They quickly become a Hollywood legend and remain a mystery, stating only �this was the plan all along� through a stateside representative who is later moved to the island with several other members of the gay community, entertainment industry, and selected members of the royal family. After several years of one way transportation to the island, it is sealed in a gigantic environmental bubble and severs communication with the outside world. Finally complete with a population of only people fergie thinks are cool, he promptly serves everyone a delicious cool aid mixture that puts them all to sleep for 100 years. They wake up to find mankind has destroyed itself and celebrate the peace and quiet, rename the planet Diva, and live happily ever after, never stopping the celebration. - ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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