fergie's Diaryland Diary

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have you seen my sugar penis?

�and now�
I have a sugar penis in my refrigerator. It�s a pinkish flesh color, life size, and completely erect. The sugar penis was the surprise topping on my bday cake. The icing was the pubic hair.

Yes, there are dirty pictures with me giving head to the sugar penis.

Now that moment has passed, but the sugar penis remains. Like a snapshot in time, it sits in my fridge with memories of it�s unavailing and a crowded restaurant. I gave a look of mock surprise.

There are pictures of that too.

So what now with the sugar penis? I�ve considered taking it out of the box and leaving it as a happy refrigerator decoration, ready to present itself to any unsuspecting guest, but I wonder if that might be tacky. I wonder if that�s ever stopped me before.

Since it will melt if I take it out for too long, the alternative is just to eat it. Maybe I�ll have a dick swallowing party! Either way, tacky seems to be the only option.

4.18.02

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