fergie's Diaryland Diary

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IM

working on the internet, i have all kinds of real time conversations with people across the us on instant message; aol im, msn... no yahoo! yet, but I don't think anyone uses that
the great thing about being online all day is that i can talk with various people in my company, outside clients, family, and friends, all on my own time

sometimes, they are just hilarious. i couldn't resist saving this one
-fergie


fergie says:
what up

Mz.Dve says:
hey baby. i have a Wyld Child story for you

fergie says:
ok... wait, am i crazy, or did Ms Wyld Child get a boob job?

Mz.Dve says:
she's waitresing at a topless bar (fully clothed)

fergie says:
right

Mz.Dve says:
yes she did and yes you are

fergie says:
right

Mz.Dve says:
she called and then said she was going to work
i said, �ok drink some for me�
and she's like �i dont think i'll be drinking�
and i was like �why not?�
she's like �i have a chemical burn�
and i'm thinking so what? so i say �so?�

fergie says:
oh god

Mz.Dve says:
she's like �my throat�
and i'm like� 'HOW did you get a chemical burn in your throat?'

fergie says:
sweet baby jesus! what the hell did she snort? Gasoline?

Mz.Dve says:
i was �what the hell did you snort?!?�
and she goes...

Mz.Dve says:
it looked white to me

Mz.Dve says:
are you laughing your ass off yet?

fergie says:
i have been! fuckin classic

Mz.Dve says:
isn that fuckin vintage WC?

fergie says:
i putting this in my web log

Mz.Dve says:
oh shit!

fergie says:
i have to, it's too damn funny ;)


i'm not even going to get into the obvious moral, except to say don't do unknown substances up your nose - taste it first! Ms Wyld Child learns her lessons in many ways, which are usually just as amusing and off the wall. all i can do it sit back, smile, and thank the universe it happened to someone else :P