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try ass cream on your face

By the way, the most searched topic that randomly brings people to this site is using Preparation H under your eyes. It seems everyone wants to get in on the ass cream action.

Not much works for dark circles, which are caused by blood vessels that are too close to the skin, but Preparation H will take the bags from under your eyes and check them for you.

(For the dark circles, plenty of sleep, vitamin K, and a good foundation (max factor) will do the trick. There are some lotions and under eye creams that reflect light, and these are the best to spend that painful $25-$30 on a .02oz jar of promised perfection. Apply concealer over ointment for best results)

A little known fact of much interest is that the original formula, which contains the active ingredient used for these other applications (called LYCD), is only availble in Canada.

11:11 p.m. - Jan. 08, 2003

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Spreading the news like a disease

Spreading the news like a disease

Second clone born to lesbians
Gay porn movie interrupts cable access show about the U.S. Army
Blair Calls on World to Back Any War Against Iraq
Springsteen in Grammy Running
Escaped Lions Devour Three Malawians

These are today's headlines. Does anyone feel like the apocalypse is upon us? Don't panic until it starts raining blood.

12:12 a.m. - Jan. 08, 2003

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nude fergie

Google me this

Many people still randomly land on this weblog by searching for nude pics of fergie. That makes me feel kind of cheap and dirty. But in a good way. It's not like I'm advertising naked pics of fergie or anything, it just so happens I have a well known family nickname and that I like being naked. I'm completely nude right now, as a matter of fact.

8:48 p.m. - Jan. 07, 2003

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automatism

Something you should know

I came across this word the other day, and didn't quite know it's meaning: automatism.

au�tom�a�tism [ aw t�mmt�zm ]
noun

1. psychology involuntary organic function: a physical reflex or involuntary activity of the body

2. philosophy law theory that actions are performed automatically: the philosophical theory that all bodily actions have involuntary physical or physiological causes, or the legal defense that an action had such a cause

3. psychology activity not consciously caused: behavior that is not consciously motivated, for example, sleepwalking or involuntary repetitive actions

4. painting literature artistic method: an artistic approach, associated with the surrealists, in which the painter or writer empties the mind and allows the unconscious to direct the work

7:56 p.m. - Jan. 06, 2003

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