fergie's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CAST CAST Here's a look at some of the wonderful people who put up with my misanthropic bullshit: Glitter Queen - To say she's my "best friend" almost seems trite. This is my sister. Don't fuck with the Queen. She'll cut you and hand you a mop to clean up the blood. We met in college and have actually stayed friends, unlike anyone else I went to school with. Suffice it to say, it's the single most enduring friendship I've ever had, and we really don't like too many other people. That's mainly because people are fucking freaks. Not you, of course, dear reader. The Queen is a fantastic poet, a caring & sensitive mother, and a survivor. Above it all, she has maintained her dignity. I've never known her to do something she thought was below her. Glitter Queen is her chosen d-land handle. It's fitting. Kitty - The diva, my little black cat, the most bad ass pussy on the block. Her favorite tricks are opening cabinet doors and running from room to room really fast. The Fergie Clan: easy e - My ex-husband. The second most enduring relationship I've ever had (remember the Queen!). Sometimes it's like old times; we hang out, we look at boys, we go dancing, we cuddle. It's cute. Most of the time the large group of friends* we've shared for years surround us, so one would not always notice how deep our relationship goes. Many times people are surprised to find out we were together for so long and are still friends. To me, it's the best thing that could have happened. I think we have a better relationship now than we ever did when we were dating. My boy Minh - got me listening to Dido The Liar - history all depends on who's telling it. agent007 - if I tell you any more about him, he'll have to kill me. brains - the only white boy I've dated in LA Whitney - not Houston, just a fan and my ex. Roommate. Occasional three-way with bobby. Prophecy Boy - d-land hook up. It's not what you think! OK, yes it is. QTpie - so what if I date around? Evil Bitch Landlady - rent this, cuntface! Interestingly, I did meet a Total Hottie from the fire department when I reported her for blocking the stairwells. Good things come to those who deserve them. Driver - Never got his name and I'm far too embarrassed to ask at this point. mr. bill - his ghost has yet to haunt me. BJ - a friend that lives out of town. Mr. Cocky Gym Guy - wants me so bad. ReRe - a really blond girlfriend of mine. Mr. Bernard - hates it when I call him that. UK_boy - London (actually hours from it) calling. First person to ever send me a homemade porn video file, using instant messenger. That's the power of the web. Ernie - my gay lesbian friend. spike & The WeHo Crew - The laundry assortment of social friends, club-hoppers, pant-droppers, former co-workers, ex-boyfriends, friends of and ex's of ex-boyfriends, six degrees of separation of every queen in the city. WeHo girls mostly stick to their own playground, just west of LaCinega on Santa Monica Blvd. 8:58 p.m. - Jul. 15, 2002 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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